Standing ovations
Wet bathroom floors
Rembrandt eyebrows
Men wearing necklaces
Brooches
Pets with human names
Seeing old grandpa man by themselves
Pigeon toe-ing
When Americans think it’s “Wimpleton” instead of Wimbledon
When people say “heighth” instead of height
Stale cigarette smell
Talkimonies
Applause on audio tracks
People who think they are too good for McDonalds
When people write Xtreme instead of extreme
Country music that’s twangy/about drinking, divorce, wife beating, revenge
The use of the word “ironic” when it’s not actually ironic.
Loved this!