Things I Hate

Standing ovations

Wet bathroom floors

Rembrandt eyebrows

Men wearing necklaces

Brooches

Pets with human names

Seeing old grandpa man by themselves

Pigeon toe-ing

When Americans think it’s “Wimpleton” instead of Wimbledon

When people say “heighth” instead of height

Stale cigarette smell

Talkimonies

Applause on audio tracks

People who think they are too good for McDonalds

When people write Xtreme instead of extreme

Country music that’s twangy/about drinking, divorce, wife beating, revenge

The use of the word “ironic” when it’s not actually ironic.

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  1. Loved this!

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