I JUST LOVE
Getting into a freshly laundered bed
The moment a plane picks up speed on the runway (this will always feel like a miracle to me)
When my brothers ask me for advie
E-minor chords (sad, but not D-minor, the saddest of all chords)
A really BAD musical number in church
The feeling of trying not to laugh because it’s contraband
Pay day
Junk jewellery
Getting flowers (it makes me feel like a grown-up)
When my dad texts me and uses emojis in the wrong way
When the sky is dark dark grey but the sun shines on green leaves- that contrast always stops me in my tracks
When my nephew points at things
Real Housewives reunion shows (for educational purposes)
I JUST HATE…
Standing ovations
Wet bathroom floors
Rembrandt eyebrows
Men wearing chains
Brooches
Pets with human names
Seeing old grandpa men by themselves
Pigeon toe-ing
When Americans think it’s “Wimpleton” instead of Wimbledon
When people say “heighth” instead of height
Stale cigarette smell
Talkimonies
Applause on audio tracks
People who think they are too good for McDonalds
When people write Xtreme instead of extreme
Country music that’s twangy/about drinking, divorce, wife beating, revenge
The use of the word “ironic” when it’s not actually ironic.
Loved this!
The Wimbledon one!!