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WARNING: GROSS POST

This happened a couple of weeks ago and the shame of it all limited me to telling only a couple of close confidants. But now that the shock of it all has worn off a little, I find myself with a vengeance. I am blogging this incident so that you, whoever you are, can feel […]

WHY I HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO RUN IN THE WINTER (OR EVER?)

Whenever I’m on my way to work in the morning, I usually contend for pathway rights with ambitious Lycra clad runners. In the winter, and especially here in Europe, this means that every morning I get to witness a literal demonstration of all the winter-wear gadgets the SkyMall has to offer. Fancypants ear muffs, stretchy […]

AND THAT’S HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT

Princess Diana is demonstrating my feelings on the following: People who rely on an out-of-ordinary quirky physical factor to define their individuality as a human being.   I’m looking at you, Zooey Descanel.  Optologists have been attending very expensive schools in the past 50 years so that you don’t have to wear grandpa’s coke bottle […]

THE PAINTED PRESENT PROJECT

This year for christmas little brother Connor and I made a pact to paint one another a christmas present instead of buying something.  It was a difficult task to actually come up with something to paint.  I don’t think either of us are professed painters– but the results of the task were incredibly surprising and […]

HEAR HEAR

This is the most agitating feature of all existence, if you ask me: people who use YOUR incorrectly.  Also, people who can’t figure out the right usage of there/their/they’re.  Most people I associate with are over the age of 10, so this should NEVER HAPPEN.  Just take ten minutes out of your life to get […]