There’s a nasty little bug going round in the US and parts of Canada that is killing off swarms of bats. Reportedly the White-nose syndrome has recently rid North America of 5.7 million bats. Personally… I don’t care. Seriously, what have bats ever done for me besides scaring the living daylights out of me as they barreled towards me on my nightly swims in Ghana? Come to think of it, I cannot justify their presence in this part of the world AT ALL. What is the point of the bat?
The answer is, of course: