This happened a couple of weeks ago and the shame of it all limited me to telling only a couple of close confidants. But now that the shock of it all has worn off a little, I find myself with a vengeance. I am blogging this incident so that you, whoever you are, can feel … Read more
Whenever I’m on my way to work in the morning, I usually contend for pathway rights with ambitious Lycra clad runners. In the winter, and especially here in Europe, this means that every morning I get to witness a literal demonstration of all the winter-wear gadgets the SkyMall has to offer. Fancypants ear muffs, stretchy … Read more
I am not a Jimmy Fallon fan. At all. But this was funny.
There’s been a momentary (hopefully temporary) wormhole situation over at my casa. It involves all of my roommates and myself, poised uncomfortably on the edge of our couch, staring at a laptop that channels the best that Netflix has to offer- in this case, HOARDERS. Hoarders has everything I like a TV show to offer: … Read more
It’s times like these when I doubt my ability to blend in in this town.
Princess Diana is demonstrating my feelings on the following: People who rely on an out-of-ordinary quirky physical factor to define their individuality as a human being. I’m looking at you, Zooey Descanel. Optologists have been attending very expensive schools in the past 50 years so that you don’t have to wear grandpa’s coke bottle … Read more
I have only seen a couple of interviews and forums with Newt Gingrich, presidential candidate. I am sure a lot of people love him (hello South Carolina) but honestly, the little exposure I have had to him has left me thinking that he’s a pretty aggressive idiot. His tone in debating, in answering questions and … Read more
There’s a nasty little bug going round in the US and parts of Canada that is killing off swarms of bats. Reportedly the White-nose syndrome has recently rid North America of 5.7 million bats. Personally… I don’t care. Seriously, what have bats ever done for me besides scaring the living daylights out of me as … Read more
This year for christmas little brother Connor and I made a pact to paint one another a christmas present instead of buying something. It was a difficult task to actually come up with something to paint. I don’t think either of us are professed painters– but the results of the task were incredibly surprising and … Read more
This is the most agitating feature of all existence, if you ask me: people who use YOUR incorrectly. Also, people who can’t figure out the right usage of there/their/they’re. Most people I associate with are over the age of 10, so this should NEVER HAPPEN. Just take ten minutes out of your life to get … Read more